Total Medals Earned: 951 (From 196 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,840 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Play The Game
Die And Quit Back To Menu
Beat A Level
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/185 points)
Drift the dirt.
11 STARS
Drift the water.
11 STARS, 30 SECONDS
11 STARS, 1 MINUTE
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/80 points)
Create your first profile
Die in hardcore mode
Wear any hat
Place 250 raft blocks
Have 20 torches or more placed during day time
Catch 50 fishes
Create over 20 worlds
Kill Goliath the Bullfrog
Medals Earned: 2/8 (50/375 points)
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Oh Ono!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 9/13 (255/605 points)
Run over a pedestrian
Run over 5 pedestrians in one game
Drink a beer!
Drink 7 beers in one game
Drink a coffee
Drink 5 coffees in one game
Crash into another vehicle
Score 1,000 points
Score 10,000 points
Run over 10 pedestrians in one game
Run over 20 pedestrians in one game
Drink 15 beers in one game
Score 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/495 points)
Win the race on Cherry Mountain!
Complete Cherry Mountain in under 1 minute 20 seconds!
Win the race on Coastal City!
Race through Coastal City in under 2 minutes 20 seconds!
Beat the race on Neon Good Times!
Blaze through Neon Good Times in under 1:55!
Beat the insane time of 1:12 on Cherry Mountain!
Beat the ridiculous time of 2:10 on Coastal City!
Beat the extreme time of 1:50 on Neon Good Times!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (60/95 points)
You won!
Get all fails in StS.
Get jumpscared by Henry.
Medals Earned: 10/30 (50/150 points)
Level 1
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
Level 7
Level 8
Level 9
Level 10
Level 11
Level 12
Level 13
Level 14
Level 15
Level 16
Level 17
Level 18
Level 19
Level 20
Level 21
Level 22
Level 23
Level 24
Level 25
Level 26
Level 27
Level 28
Level 29
Level 30
Medals Earned: 12/24 (225/730 points)
Show grandpa you’ve been eating beans
Pinky, more like Stinky!
What?! You think I’m mean?!
Check out Hank
Check out Yolk Heroes
Check out our Patreon
Check out Starship Murder
Check out Mateusze's YouTube channel
Check out Random Dead Host
Fart 1000 times in a single session
Fart 2500 times in a single session
Finish the game
Maybe after another hundred reps!
Find out who's My Next Games' number one fan
Who wouldn't want to be a pig
Rocketing upon a stream of smelly truth.
Ouu he knows what he did...
Thank you for looking after everyone
I fart too, bro
Farting is cool now!
I’m kind of starting to like it…
Fart 5000 times in a single session
Rescue all the pigs
Finish the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 1/40 (5/500 points)
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Open the last present!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.
